Here's a riddle: Q: How many Dark-Eyed White ferrets does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They're too busy. When they're not arguing for their First Amendment rights to burn the Qu'ran, they're trying to figure out a way to get that Sable ferret out of the White House or demanding that someone do something about all those illegal-immigrant ferrets. Besides, they can always get their illegal-immigrant ferret servant to change it for them; he works cheap. Paul E. Jamison, just balancing the scales [Posted in FML 6821]