Dear Claire-- Alas, we too have our roots in the Philadelphia "Main Line", where orange Kraft salad dressing and iceberg lettuce are eaten with silver forks. *Nothing* tastes as wretched as eating off of ancient sterling silverware. But I digress.... Sorry to hear about my exclusion from proper Jewish burial. Todd and Caff-Pow are probably in the same boat. Neither is circumcised, and both will steal bacon if given the chance. Alexandra in MA [Posted in FML 6635]