Those 2 tattoos should mean she's spayed & descented, but I received
an odd anonymous email which read:
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Dears miz Marlene,

We wants to informs you that Ms. Alexandra , she's not descented. She
blames it on us, I mean, her ferrets, but, truth is told, it's her. Is
id too late to have hers descented? 

Signed,
Just some Mass-hole ferrets

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[Posted in FML 6632]