[Different fire than the chimney fire above.] What on EARTH was this idiot thinking???? Oh, wait...he WASN'T thinking. They had a motorcycle and: "Covered it with a tarp and carpeting, and placed a heat lamp nearby." Even my 4 year old neice knows better than to put a heat lamp near anything with gasoline in it! Heck, even a lawn mower. I swear, they should give tests to anyone who had a car, motorcycle, whatever, and they can't buy the %$#*& thing unless they pass. I mean, this is just common sense. Hopefully other motorcycle owners will take heed, though I doubt it. I'm just glad the ferrets and people made it out ok, and I'm sure the cats did too, they are pretty resorceful. In order to have a well balanced life, you need a dog to adore you, and a cat to ignore you. [Posted in FML 6621]