Ferret Xmas Carol -- sung to the tune of Dashing Through The Snow... Dashing through the house, my four ferrets do play, oh damn there goes the wrapping paper it just ran away! Dart just grabbed the bows -- and down the stairs she went, my husband started chasing them, til he was really spent, This xmas wrapping job -- its really not quite fun, if they don't stop stealing stuff I'll shoot em with water gun! MoJo stole the tape, and Tim is in full chase, Isolde just ran under foot and he fell on his face! I was just warned real hard, the ferrets got to go -- and so I picked them all up and threw them in the snow! In the snow they played, with wrapping paper, tape -- with purple bows all over them, they look just like a grape! In the house we came, to warm our little feet -- "Oh Look there is the Christmas tree with presents there to eat!!! [Posted in FML 6557]