In the Trentoin, a local news paper in my area, It said that New Jersey has been declared the most dangerous state in the lower 48 to live in. That got me to thinking. Living in a state such as this what will become of my ferrets. My concerns are> There's my Coco, A beautiful little sable. But I've been watching her lately. I'm worried that under that dark soft coat lurks the mind of a kibble dealer. I'm afraid she might be the one who sells Marshalls kibble and other unhealthy treats to unsuspecting young kits on the corner of kit school grounds. And there is Holly, Sweet, sweet Holly. Who gives me gentle kisses. Could these be the kisses of death? Will I someday wake to find a horse head in my bed if I don't give her, her Ferretone when she wants it? Then Jewel. With her soft coat as white as the driven snow and eyes as pink as a young girls Easter dress, Lurks the mind of a master ferret criminal, Stealing anything that is not nailed down and hiding her prizes under the sofa like a modern day pirate. And Gizmo. It's easy to see he's going to be mussel for a ferret mob. Shacking down poor little ferrets for there kibble to please some ruthless ferret kingpin. And lastly there's Abbi, She is as sweet as any little girl could be, But in a state as dangerous as this I'm afraid that she may become victim gang pressures and follow a road to self destruction. Just last week I caught her watching, Ferrets Behaving Badly and telling Coco how much fun it would be to be on that show. So with this all should be warned, Watch over your ferrets. If you see them start down that terrible road, give them hugs, Tell them you love them. Spend time with and listen to there problems and mostly remember, There is nothing worse than a rouge ferret gang! [Posted in FML 6528]