I just saw a diet Mt. Dew commercial. It had people running from a ferret in a "Jason mask" toting a chain saw. There is a factoid that pops up stating 'more people are attacked by ferrets than grizzly bears. I've always feared thumbs on ferrets, but I'm not keen on the portrait of people attacking fuzzies. Is it time to write some emails? [Posted in FML 6421]