Although I've never tried it on myself, I like Professional Pet Products' shampoo. It leaves my ferrets coats nice and soft and it smells like Pina Colada. You can get it at ferretdepot.com. I highly recommend that brand because I've also tried the ferret shampoo brands that you have and the Professional Pet Products shampoo is by far the best. I don't know if if I've ever gotten it in their eyes but if I did they've never reacted. [Posted in FML 6296]