Seven ferrets come running in carrying musical instruments. There's one extra large sable boy, two small dark sable girls, one medium sable boy, one silver boy with a black button nose, one cinnamon girl and one silver girl with a chocolate foot. They climb up on a stage conveniently placed behind them. The smallest dark sable starts the count. Miss Hiss- One, two, three, four. All- Here we come, dookin' Down the street. We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets And people say we ferret it out. But we're too busy singing To bite anybody's toe. We go wherever we want to, do what we like to do We don't have time to get restless, There's always something new. Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets And people say we ferret it out. But we're too busy singing To bite anybody's toe. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us dance and play, We're the furry mustelids, And we've got something to say. Any time, Or anywhere, Just look over your shoulder Guess who'll be dooking there Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets And people say we ferret it out. But we're too busy singing To bite anybody's toe. (break) They all act like they're really playing their instruments. Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets And people say we ferret it out. But we're too busy singing To bite anybody's toe, well, sometimes. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us dance and play, We're the furry mustelids, And we've got something to say. Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets Kiki, of the chocolate foot, runs over to a hanging golden rope. She leaps up and sinks in her teeth and pulls it down. Miss Hiss- Gravity works. A huge sign with sparkly purple letters unrolls. All seven ferrets- Ooooo, sparkly. On the sign is a message reading "Happy Birthday Wolfy!" All- Hey, hey, we're the Ferrets, You never know where we'll be found. so you'd better get ready, We may be comin' to your town. With wicked ferret grins, all seven go dancing and dooking off stage left. With apologies to Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart. Sandy and the Dook City Gang Rainbow Crew; Chelsea, Valentine, Jasmine, Tasha, Boris, Taz, Sugar, Honey, Popov and Katie [Posted in FML 6258]