>From: Melissa Lough <[log in to unmask]> >Subject: Re: So you want a kiss, ehu > >> 2.) Fast your ferret to ensure that he is really hungry. Provide >>water only in a tin can of about 6 ounces. Let him mess it up, which >>he's likely to do. Right his water can through the cage bars with a >>steel rod so that you can refill his can by pouring water into it >from a watering pitcher, syringe, or other hard pourer. Have no >personal contact. >Ok I am going to really sound 8th grade level........................ >ARE YOU NUTS !!!!? You don't really do this?? > >By the way if Sukie's intelligence really bothers you that much....... >then leave her alone. > >I don't usually post alot; but that advice I quoted you saying just >really irritated me...............If you are just saying things for >attention; then YOU'LL GET IT !! >Love and kindness will get you much father than hunger and >coldness....................... > > Missy Dear Missy, Glad to hear from you. Now I know I've got at least two readers . . . Yippee. Missy, you can be absolutely certain that every word I wrote is meant to be exactly what it says. Please refer, if you will, to my message to Tammy a.k.a. Kesrael. And if you don't mind, could you please elaborate, please tell us what it is that specifically irritates you. It's pretty difficult, if not impossible, to understand your being irritated about feeding water to a caged, fasting ferret. There must be something else bugging you.. Please let us know what it is, yes? I have been sorely advised by the "Headmaster" to defer responding to messages concerning Sukie Crandal. Like a good boy, I am bound to obey. Perhaps, and at the risk of getting slapped down again, let me say this in all sincerity, that rebutting on the FML is done at the risk of the rebutter. [Moderator's note: I gave no such direction to you re Sukie. I did mention it would be up to her to respond, or not, to you as she pleased, but I deny I asked you to defer responding to messages concerning her. BIG] I dearly would like your attention and look forward to . . . as you say, then YOU'LL GET IT !! General NOTE: A number of folks have misread my statement concerning the 8th grader, as has Missy.. What I wrote is that it would be ideal if we could all write our posts so that any eighth grader could understand and comprehend the meaning, pure and simple, of that writing. Several have misunderstood my effort to simplify our postings and have taken a position that they themselves are insulted and are not capable of writing to that level of academic achievement. I know it's easy to misread a statement and get all excited about your interpretation, but I do wonder if one gets excited about a posting, just hold off a couple of minutes and check to see if what you read is what you think you read. You know, I think most of us regard ourselves as, well, average; not too dumb and not too smart, but more comfortably, just average..Think of it this way. Since most of us claim to be average then we would populate the center bell of a bell shaped curve, to the left, the less than average and to the right, the greater than average. Do you realize then just what this means? Hey, half of us are below average! Hey! Hey! Which side of the bell curve are you on, Pilgrim? Tempus omnia revelat. (Latin: Time uncovers all things.) Edward Lipinski [Posted in FML 6212]