I had a request to run this again, so here goes!
Sue

WALKING WITH A FERRET IN MY PANTS
Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Hear my cries, are you listnin'?
Oh my tears, they are glistnin'.
I'm starting to wail, but to no avail.
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

Gone away is the old skin,
here to stay is the "NU-SKIN".
I'll heal up strong, while we form a bond.
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

To my thigh that fuzzy ferret's climbing,
but to my ankle down he takes a slide.
Up again he's trying for my knee now,
but slides again while scratching off my hide!

Later on by the fire,
I will lift my hems higher.
To see what he's done,
Oh heck, it was fun !
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

[Posted in FML 6161]