Dear Pat- As an FML member in...well...not exactly *good* standing anymore (but still standing though!) I would like to compliment you on your gracious apology, posted yesterday. We don't see too many of those here, but I always think that it says something special about the people who have the courage to say " I'm sorry." Most people simply don't have the sand. It is to your credit that you do. Yeah, Gordon is a lunatic, but he is *our* lunatic and I am glad to have him around. Gordon, put that ferret down and put the lid back on the 55 gallon barrel of tar. Quit it. Now. You know what a mess that always makes. Black, sticky footprints all over the house. Thousands of them. Plus, it puts fur in the *tar*. Alexandra in MA [Posted in FML 6150]