This is Todd typing. I use my front paws and my nose now. I can go pretty fast. And I spell better than the cat. Yesterday, a hoomin wrote: >Anyone know any homemade recipes for ferret treats? Yes I do. Butter! It comes wrapped in its own foil wrapper and there are four sticks in every package! Butter! You can get it cold and slice it into individual patties or "nips", as we call them around here. There are markings right on the wrapper to show you where to cut! Butter! Did you know it floats? Fill the tub and go Bobbing for Butter! Butter! Fill the toilet and flush the nips, what fun! Butter! It gives a cow a job! Nothing sadder than cows in the Unemployment Office. Butter! Eat a lot, and you won't have so many wrinkles. The fat will push them out from the inside. Butter! Smooth some on your wrinkly hoomin faces at night, it's a great moisturizer! Butter! Go to Sam's Club or BJ's and you can buy tiny individual plastic cups of butter with a peel-off lid! Big boxes of them. You can give them out to trick or treaters! Butter! It comes without salt, or with salt. It's fun to buy the unsalted and try to put the salt *in*! Halloween treats? What could be a better treat! BUTTER!!!! Hebert: Slow down, buddy, you're hyper...hyper...breathin' too fast. Todd: But! Ter! [Posted in FML 6138]