You hoomins is so silly! We fuzzies are all gold medalists! Here are
some of ours:

Longest stretch: Albus (me!)
Tightest curl up: Kodi
Two paw stand-up: Stubbs
Longest snuggle: Ismo (reigning gold, now watching from above)

But we're waiting to see you hoomins complete! Your events:

Barrier hurdle jump: getting over room barriers without tripping or
falling
Ferret obstacle agility course: negotiating a room of moving ferrets
without stepping on tails or paws
Balance water bowl delivery: getting it safely down without a spill
Corner dive: stopping a ferret in time who is about to go in an
unapproved corner

[Posted in FML 6067]