It has occurred to me that the most acceptable, palatable, wholesome,
and nutritious food for ferrets must unevoquivicolly be: A heaping
warm bowl of human toes.

A bowl of cold toes for hot summer days, or piping wet and steaming
after a chilly day under the couch. "Cause a Smart ferrets knows it's
Toes (TM)!"

Laura

[Posted in FML 6064]