:::::::Super Tonks to headquarters, come in headquarters::::

We are here Super Tonks. Where are you?? Have you found the missing
"special" box, full of "special" things?

Umm.... that's a negative Dr. W. I have looked everywhere. I thought
for a minute that I had found it. I saw this big brown truck parked
behind a warehouse in Dunkerton, Iowa. There was this man dressed all
in brown, like he was trying to blend in. I swooped down on him and
yelled in my deepest Super Tonks voice, "HALT THERE, I AM TONKS, SUPER
HERO EXTRAORDINARE" He stopped and rudely said, "what do you want rat,
I have a schedule to keep. Us UPS men are very busy!" I looked around
on the side of the truck and there it was, big gold letters that
spelled UPS. I was so embarrassed. I was about to apologize and leave
and then it dawned on me what he said! "Hey, who you calling a rat!!! I
am a ferret! Mustela Putorius Furo to you buddy!" In a twirl of green
and white off I flew, back to find the special box.

Tonks you have to hurry, that box is suppose to be in Florida in less
than a week for the Florida Ferret Forum in Kississmee, Florida.

I know, I know Dr. W. I am trying my best est. I am so tired. And the
Hover Craft needs to be repoofed. I am somewhere over Illinois right
now, I need to rest and refuel. So I am heading to Aunty Kat's. I know
she will have a cookie and something warm and crocheted for me to sleep
on.

:::Tonks Out:::
:::Command Post Out::::

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[Posted in FML 5960]