Wolfy!!!? I saaaaiiiiddddd? WOLFY! Lean in towards your monitor...... closer........closer.......THWAP! THWAP-THWAP-THWAPPITY-THWAP!!! You been cyber slapped woman! You oughta be ashamed of yourself! Teasin that poor gal who's fuzzball is trying to dig his/her way to China! Shesh. I can't even imagine a ferret doing what you said!!! Now, if truth be it known, I know exactly what is goin on. Someone "ferrety-whispered" into her little fuzzies ear - that if she dug long enough and deep enough, she could dig her way right into YOUR house. They also told her about your "Wolfish" sense of humor - and what a delight it would be for her to dig in - find you sleeping and CHOMPERIZE your toes-woesies! I am sure that this fuzzy was instructed to chew your toes, AND to make a quick "cupboard check" to see what types of ferrety treats you keep, that their Mommy doesn't. I am equally certain that they told this fuzzbutt where you hide your cash, credit cards, remote controls and other "ferretylishious" items. Now then, If I were YOU, I'd write a little ditty - apologizin to that poor fuzzlet. Until then - you'd better hope she doesn't get good enough to getcha! I can see the Newspaper headlines now...."Midnight Toe Snack Bandit" strikes in the Wolfy Den......toes crunched, remote control chewed and hidden, and numerous credit card charges to FerretsRUs, Petco, and a few from Barnes and Noble Bookstores - for "directions" on how to dig a safe ferret tunnel....... I'm not tellin my name! Nope. Uh-uh. Cause if I do - next thing I know - Wolfy will say somethin about me havin deeper wrinkles than Hillary Clinton..........hehehehehe Lord, help me to be grateful for what I have, and I want..... [Posted in FML 5973]