We knows we is late for sendn' dis but we some illegals too and had to tink about doin' it den membered the nonomous way. Puter actin all funny tonite it changin colors and stuff. >This Questionnaire Is For Ferrets Only! >A Hooman Can Help! >But, The Answers Must Come from The Ferret! (1) What Is Your: (A) Name? Misty, Mattman aka Bratty Matty, Casper, Nemo, Frisky (B) Sex? Female, Male, Male, Male, Female (C) Age? 4 1/2, 4, 5, mebbe 5, 7 mebbe 8 a girl never tells her true age (2) Do You Have A Favorite: (If Yes, What Or Who) (A) Hooman? Our momms n Caspie luv's Chris Momms grandboy (B) Food? Sheppard n' Greene, 8 in 1's Ultimate Chickn' n' Zupreem mixed kibble n' specially momm's special chicken soup. (C) Treat? Chickn' Bandits us all luv's cept fussy Misty only wants crunchie's in DA can 8 in 1 (D) Toy? Anyting off limits in DA house, tube, Matty me luvs balls and stuffed animals to attack, Misty me likes stuffed animals too. Casper me luvs anyting plastic me likes DA crinkle noise I triz to put big gallon in small space never works doe. (E) Blanket? Anyting soft and cuddly (F) Hammock? Any hammie will do if we can snuggle togeder (G) Sleep Sack? We outgrowd dem don't like em any more (H) Bed? The soft house we squished to sleep on togeder in our room n' momma's drawers. Me Nemo Izz like to use momms as a bed n' she rocks me when I don feel good, Mee Misty I likes of momma to rock me and let me sleep on her chest. Well me too Caspie, I luvs to snuggle on momma too. Not me Matty, Izz too busy, Not me Frisky, I likes to lay by her feet or share her blankie I just don't wanna be held much. (I) Pet? Momms We hates cats n' dogs (J) Other? Nemo me luvs to tear up the potty pads n' papertowels to make my own bed now and DA dig box . Friskie me luvs Ravens old bed in the canvas carrier and the pj drawer (3) Do You Steal And/Or Stash Hooman: (If Yes, What) Yes (A) Clothing? Momm's panties n' soks (B) Food? Matty he always stealing cans of food and bottles of Starbucks Fraps, chickn' broff, jars of gravy and cream DA chickn' soup. He plays tug o war wif momms when she catch him. He wins Momm's fraid she break teef. He run fast to hide under couch or behind puter station. Momms always finds can of food n' broff here and dere she just chuckles. Yeah me Matty I can open cupboards even when momma block em wif heavy tings I berry berry strong big boy. Nuffin I can't get to ifn I wanna. (C) Treats? We all bad kids and steal any candy left wif in toof range or climbin' range. Friskie her stashes Chickn' Bandits and Nemo follows her n' eats um up. (D) Bank Card? Nope (E) Check Book?nope (F) Money? Nope We dig in her purse and pull stuff out nuffin worth stealn' (G) Mail? Like to play in papers n' mail make big mess (H) Remote Controls? OOH dats me Misty the remote thief I luv to hide it from Momms and chew buttons off. I can carry em even if dey big n' heavy. I strong for a little girl. Ha Ha (I) Keys? Hangin' on wall can't reach em. (J) Toys? We all luv to get into momms stuff specially get at her favorite toy DA puter we all can type too. Un plug stuff too. (K) Other? Momm's nic nac's, shoes we's likes lota stuff to steal & hide depends on our mood dat day. Matty me steal pretty cup out of sink in old partment I climb way up to get em, even go in DA cold water to get the pretty green glass cup. Dis house I can't get to sink I still trying to figur it out. I will too, I may be deaf but I ain't dumb. (4) Where Do You: (A) Poop? Potty pans & potty pads in our room in DA rest of the house we likes by the fridge in DA kitchen and by DA tub in DA bafroom (B) Wee-Wee? Potty pans & potty pads in our room same as where we poop. Sometimes we do on DA carpet by DA front door. Nemo say he has favorite spot by the nic nac ting, momms puts paper towel for him. He been sick so he gets spoiled lots. (5) Do You Like To Bite Or Nibble: (If Yes, What And Who) (A) Arms? Nope (B) Fingers? Nope (C) Hands? Nope (D) Legs? Friskie me likes to lik lik lik den chomp on moms cafs sometimes. I no why I do dat I just has to do it. Me obsessed with her cafs sometimes. (E) Toes? Nope (F) Feet? Ooh me Matty luvs to do the carpet shark if mom has socks on. I scares my auntie Jillie and Meesie cuz I go after dere foots. (G) Shins? Nope (H) Noses? (I) Ears?Me Matty I haz no tongue so I can give momms lik kisses so Izz give sweet slobbery nipples to her ears to shoz her I luv her lots and lots, I berry gentle. (J) Other? Me Matty used to be bad boy and bite momms butt when she on da floor cleaning our potty pans but I gotz lost out da winder when I jumped to da winder seal. I fallz out da winder true da screen. Momms cried and cried I deaf so I can't hear her call. She look for 2 dazs. I not go far, I go to where it smells like us and momms to the storage area and hide in da boxes. I go to neighbers house to visit dere doors open but dey shoo me out, I scared I hide but momms smart she put her special soup out in da extra cage and I go right in I can smell her soup good from my hiden place. I so happy momms found me I no bite her but no more. My first home bad dey used me to make dogs fight dey chew me up bad but I got saved and momms took me home I happy boy. I play and play be wild n crazy, be bad bad boy and momms no punish me cuz she feels bad I had such a bad start in life I tink se loves me best. Oh No Matty, she luvs me Misty best I her first baby. No no no I am favorite I first boy Caspie. Dat is just wrong, I am da best boy so she luvs me Nemo best. You all wrong yu brats I Friskie is sweetest girl me and Misty she luvs us best we girls. No no she has more of us boyz she luvs us best. Momma says she loves us all the same and each has a piece of her heart as does her babies gone to the Rainbow Bridge RAven, Sahara, Bobo, Momma n Baby Bear, Bandit, Slinky, Bandito, Alaya, Bubba Bear, Snoop, Willie Nelson, Lost Boy II and so many more foster shelter kids she loved and lost. [Posted in FML 5957]