Dear Ferret Folks-

Yesterday, Laura H. wrote:

>But what about this new ferret wood I got a sample of? Do you think
>it'll work out well or will it leave a Ferretone buildup in my chimney?
> ;)

No, dear. I only wish. It is *ferret* wood. It will leave *dookie* in
your chimney. And few things are worse than an inadvertent dookie fire!
The smoke....bleech!

Alexandra in MA

[Posted in FML 5849]