Merry Christmas dear ferret folks and fuzzy friends! Here is my Christmas "card" to you all: ****************** UNDER THE SOFA (to the tune of "Up On the Rooftop") (for all ferret folks who have received Christmas surprises in unlikely places) Under the sofa, little paws Out comes secret Santa Claws, Into the hallway when no one sees-- That's where Santa poops and pees! chorus: Oh ho ho, he had to go! Oh ho ho, you didn't know! Into the corner, click click click! You've got a gift from good saint Nick! Let's leave a present for little Nell, In her room we'll hide it well Under the bed or behind a shoe-- That's just the spot for a Yuletide poo! chorus Let's leave another for little Will, I see a spot that we can fill! Won't need no paper or fancy bows For Christmas joy beneath his toes! chorus ******************** PS: Thank you Katharine for enjoying "Away from the Manger" so much, saving it all these years, and reposting it for FMLers to share again! It did my heart good, and I realized that I was lonnnnng overdue in writing another! And thank you FML ferret folks for posting and emailing your ferret carols, so we can read and sing them here at the North Pole. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, "Juliller" the Christmas Ferret [Posted in FML 5832]