The version yesterday of "Away From The Manger" prompted me to re-post this carol I came up with last year. Merry Christmas, everyone! Carol of the Ferts (sung to "Carol of the Bells") Hark, how the ferts, Sweet silver ferts And sable ferts, All color ferts. Out, out they come, In every home, To steal the toys From girls and boys. Under the bed Maria's sled. In with the socks There's Timmy's blocks. Up in the tree Black eyes I see; The star is gone! Out on the LAWN?!?! Ornaments fly, Thrown from on high. Ribbons and string In everything. Gaily they dance, Wildly they prance, In the remains Of candy canes. Merry ferrets in the Christmas stockings, Dancing down the hallway, gaily mocking! Quick, catch them all! There, in that ball! Lock them all up! Playtime is up!! Oh, what a mess! Oh, what a mess!!! Dooooook, doook doooooooook, dooooooooooooooooooooook DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!! [Posted in FML 5831]