My husband (the treatsie man!) wrote this song the other night after humming along while giving out treats (-: Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town I had to share it!! Better watch out, better not cry Stick your head out, and open your eye Treatsie-Man is coming to town He's making a list, checking it twice Try to see who's been closest-to-nice Treatsie-Man is coming to town He sees you when you're poopin' He knows when you're at play He feels it when you nip his toes And he knows you nap all day! So, Open your mouth, open it wide Show him your teef and doncha be shy! Treatsie-Man is coming to town!!! Risa (and husband Tim) PS Don't forget to go to the Giving Tree and choose a ferret so you can be Treatsie-Man too! http://www.mkaresq.com/The_Giving_Tree_2007/GivingTree2007.htm [Posted in FML 5815]