Tonks honey, what are you doing?

I am packin the hover craft Mom.

Why, where are you going? Do you have a mission?

I am gonna go see the wife. Mz Issy is on a tear Mom. She want's a
baby.

A what????? I am wayyyyyyyy to young to be a grandma.

There's more Mom. you have to come too. My mother in law April says you
gotta come also. It's some kind of big family pow wow. Even someone
name Spike and Larry are gonna be there, Do you know who they are?

Um...yes I do. Don't ask ::::shudder:::: some things are better not
talked about. The good thing is we will get to see Uncle Travis. You
will at least have another man on your side.

Mommy, I don't wanna have a baby, they smell!

Oh Tonks!!!!!!!

[Posted in FML 5793]