::As you are peacefully reading the FML, blue smoke starts to eek out of the moniter and roll across the desk and across your keyboard. Oh it can't be. Not "her", again. Just as the thought crosses your mind, an electrical pop cracks through the air, and the image of "her" is on the monitor. "Her", the Great Ferret Oracle!:: "Hello, ferret love slaves ::chewing and popping gum annoyingly:: It's been years since we had a contest for fun on the FML. Oldsters will remember my famous "panty contest" on the FML. For those who missed that, I had challenged people to try to make Wolfy pee her pants with funny posts and photos. Pee points were measured by the wetness of her Depends, and a splat mat was placed under her chair for those posts that caused spillage. In addition, FML'ers mailed Wolfy photos of underwear. The best submission was a stuffed ferret wearing a pair of unders while lounging on a mini couch. The prize was laughter. And everyone won in that case. There seriously was a winner, but I forget. I was too busy trying to reattach Wolfys giggle pin ... she is part Furby for those who don't know. Today we have a different contest. A bizarre photo of our beloved BIG was found floating around the Internet with him engaging in a certain "activity" with Leeka weasel. I have no idea how and when Leeka met with Big during her world travels, but she did and we have proof. The photo depicts Big in a somewhat precarious position. The mystery is WHAT. So, lets have a contest!!! Go look at the photo, and then submit your guess as to what is occurring in the photo: www.skweezeme.net/big.html This costs nothing, except a moment of your time and a pinch of creativity. The benefits are laughter over the holiday season. The winner gets a big jet airplane..." Wolfy bursts through the door, "HEY! Oracle, stop that! You don't have an airplane to give to the winner. What's the matter with you? Besides, your ruining it. This contest is for fun. The winner gets to ... well win." "Gawd, you are sooooooooooooo lame." "Shut up"! "And for my last magic trick, boys and girls ..." POOF! ::The Oracle, turns her tail, lifts her robe and gives a mighty poof. Da Wolfy has disappeared.:: "hehehehe" Wolfy [Posted in FML 5805]