Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" WALKIN' WITH A FERRET DOWN MY PANTS Hear my cries, are you listnin' ? Oh my tears they are glistnin'. I'm starting to wail but to no avail. Walkin with a ferret in my pants!. Gone away is the old skin, Here to stay is the "NU-SKIN" I'll heal up strong as we form a bond. Walking with a ferret in my pants! To my knee that fuzzy fert is climbing, But to my ankle down he takes a slide. Up again he's trying for my thigh now, But slides again while taking off my hide! Later on, by the fire, I will lift my hems higher. To see what they've done, Oh heck, it was FUN! Walking with a ferret in my pants! S.Pyron 11/24/07 [Posted in FML 5800]