The ferrets, that is. Not me :-) Okay, prepare to be horrified. Ready? Good. I do the sheet toss. I do it a lot. I even try it on the dogs, but they would rather just charge the rolling sheet wave, teeth bared & barking. The ferrets dook and dance and tumble around like mad things. Off course, because I am completely pet whipped, the mattress & box spring sit directly on the carpeted floor so there's less chance of them getting hurt. And it isn't as if I'm tossing them six feet in the air (although I'm sure they would like it). They also like to be stuffed into empty pillow cases, shook like a ferret shake & bake and then dumped out onto the bed. I also throw them into pillows. Or onto the soft, comfy couch. From about six inches away (for the couch) or a foot for the bed pillows. Of course, I have to wad them into a ferret ball first (fold in half nose to tail and toss). Mind you, if a ferret doesn't like it, I don't. But those that do? Boy howdy do they like it. So there. My two cents. anne [Posted in FML 5681]