[SH] bravely said:
> Enough already! Get thee to a trainer or a dog training forum.

I answer:
Allis Chompers has been a member of this forum for many years.

She has shared *her* ferrets Sabrina the Bat Biter, Hurricane Lily, a
John Deer Tractor, a back hoe, and her Velvety Green Chair.

She has stood by silently while Ping and Puma stole her doggie kibble,
and pooped on her Velvety Green Chair.

She has been glared at by France, the 'frickin pigmy hedgehog.

She has recently moved into her retirement home with some age/health
issues.

I'm proud that she came to us for help, and that so many offered her
suggestions to live the rest of her life in a manner befitting a Noble
Dog.

[SH], should you need helpful ideas for *any* of your fur family,
please do not hesitate to ask. I'm sure Allis and her many friends
would be happy to help.

Ardith

[Posted in FML 5600]