What are different slang names for ferrets? I just heard one the other day on Youtube that floored me. Kittens on Crack I like that one. Here are a few others: Carpet Sharks Polish Cats Fuzzies Fuzzbutts Weasels And I've heard things like "furry snakes" and that they are like two year old children on caffeine. I call them my "lovies". I'll end this and leave it open for all of you to jump in ... [Posted in FML 5619]