Dear Alexandra: So, you think only Dick Cheney knows where your *Undisclosed Hardened Location" is, huh? Well, *my* ferrets know *everything* about *everyone* and they told me right where you are! In fact, just to prove it, I've uploaded 200,000 sexy-crazed, chirping froggies to SURROUND YOUR HOUSE! They will also be trying to entice your ferrets to come outside! To Ping, they will be yelling "Eat Me!" To Puma, the female froggies will be croaking "Hey, little girl! I got some fine frog's legs here for you to bite! Tastes just like raw chicken!" OK, so Puma might not go for that one. We all know how that raw chicken diet went with her. But I'm sure they'll be gluing bits of kibble to those legs, just to draw her out of hiding! Hardened, indeed! You can't defend against a ferret! Wait. Diablo wants some gas for some mechanical trimming device he's got hidden. I'll be back in a minute, just as soon as I figure out where I put that gas can. --- Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns http://leuthold.lancaster.pa.us/Page2/ [Posted in FML 5617]