Alex, Alex, Alex! We laughed so hard when we read your description of home devastation caused by wolverines. That image has been a long standing joke here at our house. Why?? At one time we considered rehabbing minks, wolverines, and otters for fish and game. We decided that the neighbors probably wouldn't go for it. The up side would have been that we wouldn't have had any trouble with the loose neighborhood dogs, cats or those annoying door to door people! Of course this begs several questions, all with one answer. Where would the wolverine sleep? Where ever he wants to! What does he eat? Whatever he wants to! Where do you go for walks? Where ever he wants! Now if Todd wants a really big weasel, he needs to get a sea otter instead since they are the largest member of the weasel family in North America. They weigh in at 80-100 lbs. Of course he won't be able to use his bathtub, hot tub, pool or Jacuzzi as the case may be. His floors would warp from the water and his walls would mold and crumb from all the moisture. His seafood bill (and maybe his marshmallow and chocolate bill if they decide to make smores) would be horrendous but they are a fun loving bunch. If he wants to walk his otter he needs to make sure he gets an Alaskan Sea Otter because they regularly leave the water to walk around on land unlike the California Sea Otter which spends their entire life in the water. There again he might need the Pittsburgh Steelers help to keep from being drug into whatever water may be at hand. Cindy Michou and the gang at Hiland Ferrets Alaska-home to seven members of the weasel family [Posted in FML 5604]