"Oblate bumper cars"?!!?!! OMG! I think I laughed so hard I wet my pants!! Oh, Alexandra, you are tooo funny! (Ping-sorry about all the O's). You have made what was a very bad day a very good night:) Keep those kids of yours off the wood stove--we need their kind of amusement around for a very, very long time! Thanks for the laughs (and the wet seat!!) Amy F. and the Fuzzy Bunch Hamburg, NY [Posted in FML 5582]