Bread and water. That's all these little convicts get in this house. I don't take thievery lightly. So mine live behind bars with only a couple hours outside of their cells a day, they wear striped suits, and eat bread and water. Some of the worst offenders drag a ball and chain behind them and are forced to do hard labor each day (digging). Minor offenders engage in community service by spending time with special needs youths in the home. Lol! Seriously, mine eat Zupreme (awesome protein levels before other foods ever got any, little odor, and they love it), Totally Ferret (well, because), then an easy to get high quality kitten chow (so I can get one of the food easily no matter where I am). I like it to be turkey based so that when they get older or if they ever get GI problems, there is no switching. I just take out the other stuff and they are left with Turkey ProPlan or something. Sometimes we add fun things between meals like samples of Path Valley, etc.. I figure the more variety, the better balanced the meal is. When we get a hold of fishing crickets, or crickets for reptiles, they get some. They chase them around, get exercise, mental stimulation, and in the end they get a tasty and very nutritious treat. [Posted in FML 5578]