I not blame you for not wantin to live wit a girl. Me an my fwend
Jackson lives with Mz Bizzy.

She a real pain in our poofers. Hogs da sleepy sacks. Hogs da blankies.
Hogs da hammies. If we twy an snuggle in, she complains dat we wakin
her up.

All da time washin da ears. licklicklicklicklick. We gets no sleep, NO
sleep I tell ya.

If dat Mz Izzy moves in, you gonna be in big twouble.

Yur friend,
Bailey

[Posted in FML 5575]