M&M now allows you to custom write your own M&Ms. Check out their website. You can do custom colors and words. Of course, having custom ferret M&Ms is a bit scary. Color is easy (duh... Poopster BROWN, of course!!) unless you start imagining the color of personalities. Then it gets way harder. (My Claudius would be a philosopical light green while crazy Jake would be electric neon hot pink!) Now the words... hmmm... what would my ferrets say? An emphatic "MINE!" or perhaps a very innocent "Who, me?". Sometimes we are finger pointers- "The Cat did it." Other times we are quite proud- "Look what I can do with a roll of toilet paper!" Sometimes we are quite loud- "Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!! Whoohoo!". Other times we are suspiciously silent. Those are scary times indeed. A quiet ferret is either sound asleep or belly deep in trouble. Many times we say "Argg, I am a pirhana!". Other times we say "Kissy, kissy." You just never know. Mostly we say "More!"- more treats, more love, more socks to steal, more toys to hide, more energy, more fun! Bring on the M's! [Moderator's note: We had some at a past symposium and they were great, though there are pretty strict limits on what could be printed on them. For example, "FML" would not be acceptable! BIG] [Posted in FML 5526]