Yesterday, Shirley wrote:

>Yes, I look EXACTLY like a cross between Elle McPherson and Nicole
>Kidman.

Mmmmm...that would be a one-inch wide six foot tall lightweight wooden
pole with a poof of artificially lightened hair on the top, desperately
wishing for a vegemite sandwich, or any kind of sandwich, really. Just
a piece of bread. Anything. A crust. Crumbs. The lick of vegemite on
the underside of the jar lid.

If you find a starving woman at the banquet in Portland beneath your
table, stealthily trying to sneak baby carrots from the edge of your
plate that would be Shirley Hewitt.

Alexandra in MA

[Posted in FML 5486]