Hi all dis is SaraFerret. Hopefully my messages will look betters now. Mommy's grandson downloaded dis someting called firefoxeys to her computer. Now if I can jus gets Mommy to quit writing postys at 3 AM it will be lots better. She's doing dis one earlys. I can only hopes. But sometimes she doesnt feel goods and just gets up and wakes me up to tells her de greetings. Oh wells. Well anyway de other day, I greeted dis beautiful Silver Chocolated kinda boy (I's not too good on fancy colors). But he was one sharp looking guy. Dere wit me was his buddy SubZero. He just pranced across de bridge like he abouts owned de place. And den he just walks up to me and says Howdy Missy SaraFerret, I is Eyore. I says, yes I knew you were coming. He says You knew? Of Course, I am the Rainbow Bridge Greeter. Oops, he says, I should have known, dat one of de most fetching furangels would be de greeter. (Merciful heavens, whats up wit all dese fuzzies givin me all sorts of fancy words--its just enough to make a girl'a head spin). Hey, he says, those are mighty nice wings you have. I tells him, yes and you will soon have a set yourself and a halo also. Wowsie, he says. Den all of a sudden he looks around and dere is his old bud, SubZero dere. Hey Zero, he cries, nice seeing you here. They chat for a few. I hated to break up de reunion, but.... I tells Eyore dat we have to go over to Kit and Kaboodle to gets his wings and he gets to pick out his wings. So off we wents. He just couldnt believe the amount of wings dere and halos. Which one to choose. But Zero soon helped him. Hey Eyore, how about dese dark blue ones. Dese look really sharp. (I still cant gets use to de way dis new batch of fuzzies talk--I sure hope dey dont start chatting in rap or I will be lost). He helps Eyore wit de wings and sure enough de fit him and de halo fits too. Quite de furangel and wouldnt you know it! All dose giggling noises are coming from a large business of young girl fuzzies that have spotted him and wowsie did he blushes and if you have ever seen a pink shaded silver den you will know. He says well I have my wings and all dat I is ready to go back to Missy Ariel cause she misses me and Jax will be lonely. (Oh my I knew dis was coming. I just knew it). SubZero tells him (bless his heart) uh, Eyore, dere's no going back, dis is home, once you cross dat's it. He looked at me. I tells him. Yes, Eyore, dis is your new home. But you have SubZero and you have a beautiful life ahead for you here. Okay, he runs around crying and dooking very loudly and then comes back (some just have to get dis out of dere systems and den all is well). I tell you what Eyore. We will go over to de reflecting pool and show you some tings dere. SubZero mustve given him a peptalk somewhere cause he was no longer crying or carryin on. So offs we goes. Dere was dis big pool dere wit de bluest water--so I swishes it around and Eyore and SubZero looks into it. Sure enough Ariel is dere crying her eyes out and she is holding Jax her darling ferret who also has a couple of tears. Eyore seems shocked. Oh No! If Ariel cries, den poor Jax will cry. Dat cant be good. And he yells and yells at Missy Ariel and says Mommy, Mommy, dont cry, I is fine, Missy SaraFerret tells me dat after probation, I can slide down moonbeams and slip in at nites and leave wet kissys on your cheeks and sweet dooks in your ear. Do you hear me. Well apparently Jax heard him (ferrets hear tings dat people cant) and he nudge Ariel and she looks at him and Jax hops down and started doing war dances and bounces into walls wit his mouth open and she started laughing and giggling. And den Jax loos up at de sky and so Missy Ariel just had to look up too and she saw something falling from de sky (during de day, no less) and Eyore knew dat she had received his message. He is okay, Mommy Ariel. And den Eyore and SubZero started bouncing and dancing and a whole group of us started dancing and needless to say we just about wore our paws out dancing de hours away in joy. Do You Know Why. Us Fuzzies Were Born To Dance and Bounce With Joy and Abandon. If we cant do dat, den it is our time to leave and dance our days at de bridge where we await our loved ones to join us. Blessed Christmas Loveys and Dooks SaraFerret at De Rainbow Bridge [Posted in FML 5467]