Arlena, I feel your pain!
Christmas is coming; the ferts are getting BAD,
But at least their antics keep me from getting sad!
Sammy's in the top drawer, trying for the sink,
Odie found an unproofed spot -- sneaky little stink!

Jersey has developed an insatiable taste for chicken stew
While Rocky Bobbles stashed himself a chicken wing or two!
And the boys have decided -- without consulting me --
That in the kitchen by the stove is "the place" to poop and pee!

They get up early morning, somewhere 'tween two and three;
Which would be fine for all of us, except they wake up ME!
And when I want to play with them, sometime 'round six or seven,
The little brats are all curled up, asleep, in ferret heaven!

So, what to do to make them act like they are well-trained kids,
Behaving well and playing nice and leaving on the lids?
Obviously I don't know how to make them act so swell,
So if you have the secret, please! Share it on the FML!

-- 
renee :)
It's amazing how much can be accomplished if nobody cares who gets the
credit!
Ferret Emergency Response, Rescue & Evacuation Team (F.E.R.R.E.T.)
http://www.ferretemergency.org
International Ferret Congress
http://www.ferretcongress.org
American Red Cross
http://www.redcross.org

[Posted in FML 5436]