Dear FML Readers: It is no secret to most of you that our caped hero, Super Tonks, has been seeing a young lady ferret named Isabella Gucci. In fact, it is rumored that Isabella, being somewhat brash, recently asked ST out for coffee at a nearby Starbucks joint. The two were seated quietly in a corner, whispering and giggling. Super Tonks was careful to hold up the New York Times in front of him so that he could relax and enjoy his "visit" with Isabella who later reported to Rona Barrett that she thought ST was "dreamy". No harm, no foul for our super hero to have a love interest, right? WRONG! It seems there is another lady in waiting who is clamoring for the affections of our super hero. This little femme fatale, named Giselle, (a white albino with glowing pink eyes and very sharp, white gleaming teeth), recently told Ms. Barrett that she was rescued by Super Tonks from a Los Angeles Humane Society just moments before she was scheduled to be euthanized. Super Tonks, having received word from his headquarters about a devastatingly gorgeous blonde, flew into the shelter like a rocket propelled with nuclear fuel, and swept up little Giselle into his arms and brought her to the home of Cletums and Gwennie Wood. Giselle, filled with admiration and appreciation over this heroic deed, sent a perfumed "thank you" note to her savior, requesting another face-to-face scenario so that she could bestow the caped wonder with affections and gifts. ....Ahem..... What will our super hero do? Will his mother, Robin, try to stop him from seeing this new woman? Will Isabella find out that another lady also has her eyes fixed on her albino crusader? Tune in tomorrow for another chapter as we more fully investigate this most interesting story... [Posted in FML 5383]