Why have a boyfriend when you "have" ferrets instead? Boyfriends are just trouble anyhow, they never ever act like ferrets. Everyone knows MOST boyfriends aren't small, cute, and furry and MOST don't wardance around the room when they're happy. How many of your husbands out there dook when you bring them dinner or offer them "treats"? It's unheard of! And come on, how many of your husbands/boyfriends like to be oogled and cuddled by random people when you take them out in public? Not too many, I'd say! But see, every boyfriend I get..well..let's just say the ferrets send'em packing. Maybe they ARE a part of FLO after all and have more *sinister* plans - I would not know.. -- Linda M. Derby City Dookers Ferret Club Organizer Seiko, Nanoki, Yukina, Sidney, and Lucius (whose name is final!) (the kamikaze ferts) Sachi, Atari, Lennox, Keoki, Ilo (ee-lo), and Kenzo (the wee ratlets) <3 You will be missed Shinjin + Oliver. <3 No one in the world needs a mink coat but a mink. - Murray Banks Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored. - Alice Walker Hunt each other - leave the animals alone. [Posted in FML issue 5381]