Dear Ferret Folks- Recent flame wars have convinced me that we just aren't going about this *scientifically*. Really, it's been a sort of a sloppy catch as catch can event...waiting for some poor innocent victim to post something that might *possibly* be construed in a poor light, and then grabbing them by the back of the neck with fangs and basically humping the daylights out of them until the fur flies. A few willing participants will then jump on the bandwagon and take their turns over a period of days. It makes the whole thing such a tedious, long drawn out affair. I have a better idea. Flame day. Yes, flame day. We can all just get it out of our systems in one epic, Wagnerian flaming production. Folks, here are your assigned victims for the day. Remember, flame your assigned partner, no coloring out of the lines, here! Sukie- Flame BIG. Wolfy- Flame Kat. Deva- Flame Ardith. Julie Coddington- Flame Rebecca McFarlane. John Rich- Flame Shirley Hewitt. Todd Rodeo Fuzzbutt- Flame Tootsie Meade. Risa D.- Flame Robin Viera. Debbi Sadowski- Flame Stacy Lamb Debra Chapman- Flame Renee Downs Linda Iroff- Flame Phyllis Spy Fred Hurd- Flame Sukie Ardith- Flame Todd Rodeo Fuzzbutt Kat- Flame Risa D. Rebecca McFarlane- Flame Wolfy Shirley Hewitt- Flame Deva Robin Viera- Flame John Rich Stacy Lamb- Flame Fred Hurd Phyllis Spy- Flame Debbie Sadowski Renee Downs- Flame Julie Coddington Tootsie Meade- Flame John Rich BIG- Flame anyone you want! And We'll ALL flame Kim Fox, because she's a really tough nut to crack. Need a partner? Want to be flamed? We can work something out. Alexandra in MA [But some people get flamed twice that way. Not fair, I say! BIG] [Posted in FML issue 5377]