Exhibit A: A mangled, half-eaten pluot on the kitchen counter. Exhibit B: A bottle of dishwashing liquid in the kitchen sink. Exhibit C: A counter sponge and the rubber drain stop both soaking unceremoniously in a tupperware container in the kitchen sink. Exhibit D: Fresh toothmarks on our favorite vegetable peeler. Exhibit E: A ferret in the drying rack with bright red pluot juice on his mouth. Exhibit F: A dining room chair sitting just a few inches too close to the kitchen counter. Ladies and gentlemen, the evidence speaks for itself. I rest my case. Plaintiff... Julie Defendant... Chester [Posted in FML issue 5328]