As we left the Crew of Merry Mayhem, they had all made plans to take over the human computer that night. AT and Puck were going to assist them in their plan. The humans didn't notice anything too different in the behavior of the Crew, except they noticed one or two sitting on the coffee table, intently staring at the file cabinet, the computer and the keyboard, and some sitting under the chair, intently staring upward. The human mom asked her husband if Bear seemed to have a little lump by his tail, but the human man said he didn't think so. Bear quickly sat down and rearranged his measuring tape so that it was smooth over his tail. As they were all put to bed for the night (or so the humans thought) they looked at each other, smiling, saying "Arwen, we've got the information!" "Well done, my children, well done! Now, rest for a while." That evening the humans went to bed, the momma going from group to group, making sure each was comfortable and warm, talking softly to them. Once the humans were asleep, Arwen called the cats to her, told the ferrets to all wake up. "Now, my children, our friends the cats, this is what you must do. You must get downstairs, get to the computer and bring it up. Here is the password that we can use to get onto the Internet, and here is Her address." "Arwen" Autumn quietly asked, "Why not put this out on the FML? We can also send Her a message, but why not let all Her friends-ferret and humans alike-know this? The world should know this!" Arwen looked at Autumn. "You are wise, for such a young one. All right, send the message to her, and also send it to the FML. Master Bill, the great friend to all ferrets (and secret operative of the FLO) will be more than glad to post this for Sunday. And make sure you have it there by Sunday. Puck, you wondered about Robyn Ant, August 2006, well this is the message, which you will read. You didn't know it also said August 6, 2006." Arwen gave the information to the ferrets and told them to go, do this quickly. Saber and Spike stopped and looked at her. "Are you not coming with us Arwen?" "No my dears. You know I am not well, but my love is included in this message, so go. Sunner-Bear-Saber and all of you-no going through the tube downstairs! Silence is the of the utmost importance tonight!" Cage doors quietly opened, and for once the Crew of Merry Mayhem used stealth. AT sat at the bedroom door, knowing it was his job to alert the Crew if either of the human parents awoke. Puck was downstairs and helped the ferrets onto the chair in front of the computer, brought out the keyboard for them, and even turned on the computer. "Okay, who types the best here???" asked Binx "I do" Cream Puff said. And so she was allowed to type out the message. "ThiS Mesage is sent with much luv for da momma of many ferrets, famous ferrets. And she be da bestest of friends to many peoples, raises funds to help out da ferrets. She protect ferrets where dey aren't supposed to be, gets dem to safety. She be da great friend of da Wolfy, she even flied around wit da Wolfy in a red waggon. She and da WolfY even had a race across da world! She be da momma of a super star, Mister Doodlebug, da momma of da Petey who has da PTO club (and we be members too!), and of Super Tonks. She luvs all Ferrets. And all da Crew of Merry Mayhem, der momma and der daddy wants to say dis to da Charmer of Ferrets: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBIN JONES! WE LOVE YA!!!!!!! And after writing this, all the Crew of Merry Mayhem gave each other the high paw, even went so far as to kiss AT and Puck (even though Saber thought it was the sissy thing to do) and went to bed with smiles on their faces. Before she went to her group, Cream Puff stopped and smiled. Then she climbed up the bed and whispered in her momma's ear "We loves you, too, momma" and then she went to bed. Arwen watched them all, made sure they latched their cages. "Well done my fur children, well done". Just before she slipped off to a peaceful sleep she sent a telepathic message to Robin----and well done to you, too, Ferret Charmer, well done. Happy birthday my dear, and many more". We are all grateful to know Robin Rebecca and the Crew of Merry Mayhem "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" "Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have" [Posted in FML issue 5326]