Oh my God Wolfy, you crack me up. I am pregnant and spend half of my time crying, the other half a raving lunatic, and after reading Barb Adams account of what happened with her little fuzzbutts and balling my eyes out for them and then thinking about how I will have to go through it myself 9 times and wondering how I'll do it, I come upon your stories. I almost peed myself (not hard to do when you're pregnant I'm learning) reading it. I needed that laugh, I'm tired, I'm punchy, and I'm feeling like I could really use a good psych eval right about now. I only wish I had the balls to say some of what you did out loud. I could have made the comments about searching your friend, but probably not any of the comments to that guy!!! I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. Jen [Posted in FML issue 5289]