Miss Leah. there is no such thing as edible poop! I kept reading your letter and wondering if I was wrong but you said your mommy was making edible poop and I am really worried if your mommy is going to eat that! Please take her to the Vet immediately, I could be wrong as I don't and never have eaten poop but I think it will make you sick! Tell her "No!" and if she tries again scruff and drag her. I have done this to my daddy before and though the drag is really, really hard but if you climb up on their backs and give a good scruff hoomins will lean forward and make this funny "hee hee" sound. When I did it to my daddy I thought he was laughing at me, but when he leaned forward towards the ground I knew I sunk it good! Tell her "No Poop!" Silly hoomins thinking they can cook "edible poop". That's crazy talk! Well I will be seeing you in 2 days, mommy said she is going to clip my nails and clean my ears so I look real good to meet you. I'm excited, very excited! Today Mommy came home smelling of Aunt Renee's ferret! Oh I sniffed her all over! I am so excited to meet everyone; I think people will give me hugs and kisses! Ohhhhh.. Getting so excited I feel a dance coming on! I'll see you in 2 days!!!!!! Jjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkiejjjjjjjjjkee... jdsaiiiiiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiikfff..... Deo what have I said about jumping on the computer? If you break it you will be in so much trouble! Sorry mommy it's Miss Leah's letter, I gotta write to her! Okay send your letter, then pass it to me I have work to do. Please join us for the IFC Ferret Aid 2006 Conference June 23-25 in Toronto, Canada <http://www.ferretaid.org/events/ferret_aid_2006.html> To support our shelter <http://www.ferretaid.org/> [Posted in FML issue 5281]