With permission to post from our young member Travis Living the Ferret Life Furry slinky on the floor you come to greet me at my door. Are you hoping for a treat? Well, then stop chewing on my feet! You don't want toys, you want the box. And how could I forgot the socks?! You cheer me up with your ferret kiss. Your dooks bring me to happiness. Ferretone, sweet nectar of joy, and Laxatone makes you a happy boy! You are the slayer of the bugs. You are the greatest one to hug! Stinky rat? I disagree! The smell of ferret brings a smile to me! A more playful pet? There is none! For ferrets are the kings of fun! They can be mean, they can be sweet, but life with ferrets can't be beat! by: Travis McDaniel, 2006 [Posted in FML issue 5273]