With permission to post from our young member Travis

Living the Ferret Life

Furry slinky on the floor
you come to greet me at my door.
Are you hoping for a treat?
Well, then stop chewing on my feet!
You don't want toys, you want the box.
And how could I forgot the socks?!
You cheer me up with your ferret kiss.
Your dooks bring me to happiness.
Ferretone, sweet nectar of joy,
and Laxatone makes you a happy boy!
You are the slayer of the bugs.
You are the greatest one to hug!
Stinky rat? I disagree!
The smell of ferret brings a smile to me!
A more playful pet? There is none!
For ferrets are the kings of fun!
They can be mean, they can be sweet,
but life with ferrets can't be beat!


by: Travis McDaniel, 2006
[Posted in FML issue 5273]