In response to Wolfy's questions, I had no real pets as a child unless
you include a little turtle named Checkers & lots of goldfish!  My
husband grew up with cats & had cats when we married, but I was allergic
so he couldn't keep them.  Luckily, we discovered that I was not allergic
to ferrets & have been owned by them ever since!

-Judy, Cliff, Weasel, Snickers & Banana
[Posted in FML issue 5268]