Hi all dis is SaraFerret. Mommy had typed up a great post for de FML for Wolfie Corgi, and she thought she sent it--she deleted it instead. Poor Mommy--yeppers I dictated de new message again. She was ready to cwy as she spent all afternoon at a lawyer's office talking sumting about a trust. Hey Mommy, dont you trust me. She looks at me--not dat type of trust SaraFerret. So once again here goes de check on Wolfie Corgi. I gots a bigggie note from Wolfie Corgi's mommy saying among other tings please check on my doggie. Oh merciful heavens--doggie heaven!!!! Wowsie biggie teeth and biggie barks. Oh well off to get permission (dictionary again) from de BOSS to go to de Doggie side of de bwidge. New rule in effect: no more of dis wandering around de heavens for ferrets--dey are getting lost too often and then they have to be found and sometimes dey just stay where dey are and dis is not to be done anymore, etc. Gets note from BOSS and trots over to wait for Snowball, my Great Pyrenees dog who dearly loves me. He is like huge, but we is buds anyway. Dere he is and I fwys over to meets him. Hey girlfriend, he says, how ya be. I says well Snow, I has to find Wolfie Corgi, where is dis address. He looks for a few and says yep I knows jus where its at. In a heartbeat we was dere, I yelled in my loudest chitter Wolfie where is you? Ok guess I woke a number of doggies from a nap as dere was a group gathering to give me what for. But den out came Wolfie. He runs up to me--Whatcha got SaraFerret. I was taken aback (fancy words I learn in a class) as I has never meets him before. He says everyone knows SaraFerret. I is not going to ask him if its good or bad news dey know. I tells him I gots a note from his mommy. Oh wowsie was he excited. Tell me, pease tell me Missy SaraFerret. He was bouncing so high he got excited and (uh to put it politely wet on me). Sigh! Oh well I can take a shower when I get back. Nothing doing, Wolfie says--I will go get de showering ting and you can take a shower right here. Uh Wolfie I like a bit of privacy, maybe you boys can do dat, but us girls are a bit pwivate. Okay he says just stand behind Snowball. And out came de shower water-nice and warm and a nice bottle of shower smelly-good and scrubbie and in a flash I was scrubbed and rinsed and tossed a towel and dried super quick. Well dat was nice. Dya wannna hear de note Wolfie, standing far back from him now, after dat first shower of "affection"? Dat's all right Missy Ferret, I is so sowwy. Its okay Wolfie. I read to him dat his mommy wanted to know how he was doing and all dat. Oh he has big tears in his eyes and says tell Mommie I is great and I didnt hurt at all. Just bang and I was at de bwidgeso I didnt suffer any pains. He goes on to tell me how gweat Mommy was and how much he misses her and wants her to be happy and not to rush to get to de bwidge to see him too quick. He also says dat he didnt mean to run away, he jus gots excited and bounced out de door looking for hers and bang it was over. I tells him dat she sends her biggie love and huggies and kisseys. And he wants me to tell you Mommie Jennifer dat tonite when de big comet comes by he will put his biggest kiss on it to send to her so she can get it super quick. I hopes dat you get dat kissey Mommy Jennifer as Mommy lost de note and I hopes you didnt miss Wolfie's kiss or not know what it was when you woke up wit your cheek wet, but it was from your furry child Wolfie. I said my goodbyes, and Snowball took me clear back to my den, so I didnt have to fwy anywhere. I was really ready for bed, since I already had my shower. So ended another happy greeting from de Rainbow Bridge. Dooks of lovies SaraFerret [Posted in FML issue 5254]