I is Sammie and I needs to clarify somtine wis you. I am not OLD, I am older, as in odler than that young rascal Max who is irresponsible, he is an ear biter and he hogs the hammie. Not the types a fine young thing like you deserves. I admires and respects females. I wanna be your boyf....n.. Hey! Who let you outta the cage.....give it back! Ouch, let goa my tail........#*&%#*!!*&....I'll get you, you weasal! Hey dare Miss dippyido, how's my little rosebud doing today. this here is young handsome Max. Sammie had to go do something, probably another nap, that's all he's good for, ya know! I am frisky and full of enrgy and likes to play! I can climb real good and I can steal you nice things. Sammie is just a floor rat! Why, did I tell you that Sammie......S-C-R-E-A-M!!!!........HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Let go o' the keyboard, I'll bite you!! CHOMP!! YEOWWW! Don't touch that button No! No! Not the red button!! If you do my letter will be gone! Ouch! That's MY ear! Let go.........HHHIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Nononono not that butto.....................Click! [Posted in FML issue 5253]