Dear Ping is He,
 
I yam so sowwy to hear bout your Uncle Bobby.  I yam sending him a 24 gun
poof (dats better den a salute).  If you ebber make it un frew dat door
to him.  Tell him it be cool, we know.
 
Poof,
Petey TPO
I'm not just the  President, I'm a member  too!
http://www.skweezeme.com/PeteyTPO.html
[Posted in FML issue 5252]