"Hi, dis be Muldoone, officialist Wainbow Bwidge Gweeter and I habs sumptin to tells you all. We has a new Wainbow Bwidge Gweeter. Since da Boss sends SandeeFewet off on Clowd duty, it bee too bigs a job for me and SawaFewet so da Boss say we can gets anodder Bwidge Gweeter to helps out. I hunts here and dere and I tink I finds da wight fewet. He bees a guy fewet, and his name be Stinky Pete. Cool name huh? I not knos much elseies bout him dan dat but I finds out more watter. Wonder ifins he wikes gurl fewet fwannel nightiegowns? No tells Nanna on me, maybees I get him to helps me on wiff fwannel nightiegown waids." .....A loud booming voice heard is overhead....... "MULDOONE CHECK THE NAME OF THE NEW BRIDGE GREETER AGAIN." "Uh I knos da name of da new guy Boss, his name be Stinky Pete" Mully replied. "CHECK THE NAME AGAIN MULDOONE." "I checks Boss and da name be Stinky Pete." "MULDOONE DO I NEED TO CALL FOR NANNA'S HELP IN STRAIGHTENING OUT THIS MATTER? CHECK THE NAME AGAIN." "Uh, uh, sworry bout dat Boss, da sun be in my eye. Ahem... Affer we-checkin da name, da name of da newest Wainbow Bwidge Gweeter be Smelly Pete." "MULDOONE YOU ARE TRYING MY PATIENCE." "Sworry Boss, I bees kiddin, I checkin to sees ifin you be awake." "ONCE MORE MULDOONE OR DO I CALL NANNA?" "Uh no Boss, you no needs to call dat bossy old Nanna, I gets it stwaight." "Da new Bwidge gweeter name be Musty Pete. See Boss, I gets it stwaight dat time" flashing one of his biggest and brightest smile and "you no has to call dat bossy old Nanna." ....Another booming voice heard overhead...... "I HEARD THAT MULDOONE." ~~Muldoone~~ Caring for your ferrets at the Rainbow Bridge. http://mrmuldoone.bravehost.com/index.html [Posted in FML issue 5251]